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annameii:

jensenbatckles:

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

senior year I showed my volleyball team this video and we did this stretch before every game.

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

squidsquish:

if people are allowed to read 50 shades of grey in public then i should be allowed to read HUGE HENTAI TITTY COLLECTION VOLUME 4 in public

disorder:

mom: if you don’t clean your room I will

me: image

spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent

blacklistecl:

if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s

illegalaustralien:

"Vodka or tequila?"

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