which is the real nosdrinker
Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"
back in my day… us kids had to take a screenshot whenever we wittily answered a message on tumblr dot com… none of that reblogging asks… goddamn teenagers with their memes and touch screens
He’s got to be some kind of ancient God of beauty because this is ridiculous.
i wonder if my first follower still follows me
Shit looks laminated…. is that a tattoo??