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es-tea-enne:

noncanadiansatan:

bertismylife:

vickisaurusrex:

cute names for ur newborn child

  • yeehaw
  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • hte Spaghetti
  • lil shit
  • swiggity swoner i have a boner
  • genocide

come on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), we’re gonna be late

how is that pronounced

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

politicalsexkitten:

thewalkingmapal:

sizvideos:

Video

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved god fucking dammit

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

aureat:

can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you

kill-whitepeople:

once and awhile a tweet comes around that is absolutely poetry and this is it 

kill-whitepeople:

once and awhile a tweet comes around that is absolutely poetry and this is it 

cchhrriisss:

z3al:

the-anal-rapist:

Me @ family dinners…

lmfaooooooo im so done

why was this so funny

lnfamy:

dude is a gender neutral term if you think differently you are wrong