This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.
if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead
senior year I showed my volleyball team this video and we did this stretch before every game.
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
if people are allowed to read 50 shades of grey in public then i should be allowed to read HUGE HENTAI TITTY COLLECTION VOLUME 4 in public
mom: if you don’t clean your room I will
lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america
if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s
"Vodka or tequila?"